How to fail a job interview

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In case you missed it here are the steps;

  1. behave dismissively towards the assistant
  2. make a show of having been kept waiting by looking at your watch
  3. ask the assistant for a date
  4. insist on getting a date with the assistant (repeatedly)
  5. force your phone number on the assistant
  6. touch the assistant when asked specifically not to.
  7. greet the interviewer informally and casually
  8. sit with your leg up across your lap
  9. blow off the interviewer’s questions
  10. lie on your CV – it’s exaggerated here for comic effect but really, just don’t.
  11. attempt to bribe the interviewer

OK, that’s what I saw, did I miss anything?

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